BUT WAIT DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR THE LITTLE GIGGLE AFTER “I GO ON TOO MANY DATES”.

everyone on this website is slowly going back to school one by one its kinda like a horror movie but worse

(Source: comflix)

My lifes not going too great at the moment. I had planned to have petted at least 40% of the dogs on planet earth by now and I have petted maybe 0.5% of the dogs.

I just did the math and it turns out 0.5% of the dogs on the planet is 26 million and I dont even think I’ve petted that many :(

(Source: dsneylou)

bold what applies to you: tumblr edition

- I am in one fandom
I am in more than one fandom- I am not in any fandoms
- I have less than 1,000 posts
- I have 1,000-10,000 posts
- I have 10,000-25,000 posts
- I have 25,000-50,000 posts
I have 50,000+ postsI have edited the html of my theme- I am using a default theme from the theme garden
- I am following less than 100 blogs
- I am following 100-500 blogs
I am following 500+ blogs- I have no tracked tags
I have less than 10 tracked tags- I have 10+ tracked tags
I have no saved urls- I have less than 10 saved urls
- I have 10-50 saved urls
- I have 50+ saved urls
- I have liked less than 100 posts
- I have liked 100-1,000 posts
I have liked 1,000-10,000 posts- I have liked 10,000-50,000 posts
- I have liked 50,000+ posts
I made my own icon- I have no drafts
- I have less than 10 drafts
- I have 10-50 drafts
- I have 50+ drafts
- I have no posts in my queue
- I have less than 100 posts in my queue
I have 100-300 posts in my queueI have 0-1,000+ followers- I have 2,000-5,000 followers
- I have 5,000-10,000 followers
- I have 10,000+ followers
I use xkitI use another tumblr extension- I have no messages in my inbox
- I have less than 100 messages in my inbox
I have 100-1,000 messages in my inbox- I have 1,000-5,000 messages in my inbox
- I have 5,000+ messages in my inbox
I have 1 blog- I have 2-5 blogs
- I have 5+ blogs

(Source: triwizarded)