the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of internal groaning while waiting for the plot to switch back to a character you actually care about
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
Science fact! There is a species of kangaroo capable of jumping higher than the average house.
This is due in part to the kangaroo’s hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.
i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
Can we talk about how all-in Chris Evans is when he laughs?